Saturday, November 17, 2007
Why British think 80% of Malaysians coming to UK to study law?
UK Immigration Officer : Purpose of visit?
Visitor : I'm here to study law, sir
Officer : You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysian
Visitor : Why do you say that?
Officer : Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysian I see here say they"re here to read law.
Visitor : Oh really? That's really something I never knew, hard to believe in fact.
Officer : Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and i'll bet he's here to read law.
* Visitor waits for 5 minutes, Ah Piao from Malaysia comes to immigration counter *
Officer : Mr. Ah Piao, purpose of visit?
Ah Piao : Study lorrr...
won't you keep my secret for me? 7:24 AM